These are the messages of Chad's answering machine. Please leave a message as soon as possible and I'll get back to you at the sound of the tone. However, you have the right to remain silent.
Demented, screechy voice; occasional background screams: Please wait for the tone, and thank you for your pledge. Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
I didn't get anything. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Bullwinkle Hey, Rocky, somebody called while we weren't home. Or is this world much too sublime?
I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out-of-the-body experience. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.
If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
I can't come to the phone now, so We are unable to come to the phone right now. Why don't you give me a call sometime and we can listen to some old recordings If you want to leave your number and the time you called, please press star twice, spin in a circle, press 1 twice, talk loud and BEEP This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device.
Well, believe you me, when I find him again, I'll have a few choice words for him. But leave me a message anyway to help me reconnect when I get back. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm so depressed.
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